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Sometimes I Dream That I'm in a relationship. I usually wake up in a cold sweat from these.. Other times I dream I'm a giant stack of chili cheese fries and sherri sheppard is pulling a fork from the silverware drawer as I scream and wake up in a cold sweat. Both of those can be considered nightmares. And, per my past relationships, it's easy to see how I could correlate the two as the same.

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