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Even Assholes get lonely Not really sure what I'm doing on here, or what exactly I'm looking for, to tell the truth I really don't know. Maybe it will lead to something fun, but 9 out of 10, I'm just wasting my time, and for you that are actually reading this, I'm wasting yours to. But hey who knows right? Maybe your the one for me, maybe your the one that's going to turn my world upside down, never gonna know if you don't hit the reply button and type out an awkward email about yourself to a stranger that you will likely never meet, but who knows right?
I guess this is the part that I talk about myself, well I'm 27 now, but every year as I get older I think I get a little more immature, half the time you would think I'm a 7 year old in a grown man's body, I'm stubborn, and very set in my ways. There's nothing I hate more than not getting my way, in every sense of the word, I'm a jackass. I have a good job, I'm more than well educated, I don't drink excessively, I'm not addicted to anything but myself, I guess a lot of guys would this having there life together, but I'm not here to lie to you. My life is not, nor has it ever been "together" I wake up more often than not wondering what hell I'm doing here. It's like someone's ripped the middle chapter out of my book, I know where I came from, I know where I'm going, but for the life of me I don't know how the hell I got here, or why?
As for looks, I've got them. I've always taken care of myself, still have all my teeth, and most of my hair lol, I have scars and tattoo's, a piercing that won't go away, I'm quick with a joke, often times at someone else's expense, but I still find it funny, and if we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at? If your looking for someone who is romantic and will sweep you off your feet, check out the ad before mine and after it, I'm sure those guys will woo your pants off, but once they get em off your not very likely to hear from them again. but that's life isn't it? If you want someone who is brutally honest, and will likely lose interest long before he gets into your pants, well maybe I'm the asshole for you. As for what I'm looking for in a woman, refer to my first sentence. "I really don't know" I was kind of hoping you could tell me that.

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