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"I only like two kinds of men domestic & imported." That was Mae West. I also like this one a lot, by Albert Einstein: "Put your hand on a hot stove and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

You probably had your hand on a hot stove once or twice. Ready to see if sitting for an hour -- with this usually pretty, usually smart, occasionally difficult, and almost always funny girl (more like a womanly woman than a girl) -- really feels like a minute? Then let's explore relativity together. You're someone who will always own up, laugh at yourself before you laugh at others, somewhere between 37 and 50; and a guy who could knock someone on his ass, even though you don't and don't need to. ☻

...and let's bookend this exercise with another Mae West pearl I agree with: "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."

Have that life in you, have a photo to send and a story to tell? Well, what are you waiting for?

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*First of all, I'm not looking for a one-night stand, a sugar daddy, or a man old enough to be my father.* Right now I'm looking for somebody just to be friends with and if it turns into more then friends then that's great. In no way am I looking to jump into a serious relationship right off the bat. I will admit, I'm partial to soldiers since many of my guy friendex have been soldiers. A little about myself I'm in school at U of L, employed, and yes I do have my own car. Please be the same, school isn't a big deal but at least be employed with your own transportation. I don't think that's asking for too much. :) If you have any other questions, just ask. I'm a pretty easy person to talk to and to get along with. Also, your picture gets mine. : ) Look forward to hearing from you.

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About you: Please be height/weight proportioned. I'd like you to be clean of disease. If you decide to respond to this ad, you don't need to include a pic initially as I'd like to chat a bit first. However, please tell me what you have experience with and what you would like to do. Also, please put the word "taboo" in the subject of your email.

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