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Distinguished gentleman/guy...Let's Begin The Beguine... m4w. 23
I'm a distinguished gentleman/guy. I'm wanting to meet someone to get to know. Everyone is welcome including manipulators and time wasters.... Why? Because I break them like a horse...haha...these people are not bad...they are actually very nice people...sometimes they are uncomfortable and don't want to offend others and they are forced to lie to you and therefore as a result try to manipulate the situation and prolong it for as long as it takes in hopes that you will just go away or give up and that way they won't have to offend you or anything because they can't speak their minds. But, only if they know that men aren't programmed that way, even when they know too well they are being used, they still have faith...that somehow God in heaven will change the situation and make it a fair playing field for them...and sometimes it works just as it fails...sad...but true. Again, these manipulators and time wasters are not bad people, they are actually good people that don't want to offend other people, so if for anything they are actually victims of circumstance. Though the right way of handling this in the first place is, like they say: sometimes you just have to let sh*t slide...lol, in other words, tell the person you are not interested...and that way no one's time gets wasted...and you, my friend don't have to walk around all day and think/cook of crab excuses you are going to give the other guy on the other end of the line...if you know what I mean...wink wink. Gosh, if I keep philosophizing like this I might even have my own blog on CL...lol. I'm pretty open minded...always have..and so are lots of guys...we'll f**k anything...heck we'll f**k roadkill...lol. I'm always going to be there to listen to your stories even when I know they are complete and utterly bs...when you need someone to onload them to. And why? Because, now ever since I could remember I've been popping my collar...just kidding. Seriously, because some people are telling you the truth when they are lying...sounds complicated but true.... I'm a very good listener for a guy...it could be that my job dictates...I don't know...I doubt it...I think I'm a natural...I've always been.... I'm naughty, sorry I meant nurture by nature...sorry about my stuttering...I stutter when I'm in a hurry--just kidding, I don't stutter. Well, not much to say about me on here really, except I'm just like all other guys trying to mingle in the modern society in hopes of one thing, and one thing only, well, in my case that might not actually be completely true. Anyways, I don't have a pic, I know people presume if you don't have a pic that you are fat. I'm far from fat, not that there is anything wrong with a little meat to the bone...whatever happens to the more cushioning to the pushing...lol. I'm pretty slim, buff and athletic...and in one total package. Ok, now that we get that out of the way...I'm good looking and I do ok. And no, I don't need your green...I just need your pink...just kidding come on live a little you only have one life to live, have fun, have some laughs, lol...especially for some of you that don't inhale that purple haze...laughter, they say is the best medicine...it will induce euphoria--that realish ** I mean that natural high on life sh*t. Anything else? Let me know. Put "Distinguished" in subject. And good luck in whatever it is that you are looking for...I hope you find it.
PS. And if it is me...welcome to our LIFE. Don't you just love that song? I know I do...: WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE.... Come on, sing it with me...I can hear you girl.... There you go...you go girl.... Alright, thanks for reading my ad. You're sweet, sweetie. Have fun. Later.
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