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Hey there,

I have never posted an ad like this before, (always thought they made people look desperate, and didn't want to ruin my "rep." haha.) so bare with me.

I am 6ft tall with rippling biceps, rock hard abs, and flowing blonde hair. I love to give foot massages and back rubs. I like to cuddle and watch "Girly" movies. I like to hear about everything that has happened during your day and talk long into the night, even if I have to be up at the crack of dawn the next morning <3. I know how to mix all kinds of girly drinks, and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to go clubbing with my girl's friends.

Yeah.. if that were the case I don't think I would be here, doing this.. being a loser. :'( tear.

I am a 5'6" medium build (160 Lb.) with a job that keeps me from having much of a social life.. and quite honestly, I'm lonesome. :(

Most of my friends are either married, or too busy with work for social outings. Which, unfortunately for me, kinda cuts back on the networking opportunities.

Boo-frickity-Hoo tho right?

Like all the other ads here, I like the outdoors. I know, not exactly "whooing" the ladies with that one.. I just really like to kayak. I mean, I like it, I like it a lot. It revs my engine.

I like to be stupid.

I like to do stupid stuff.

I like to HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT. I put this in capital letters, because I really do like to have fun no matter what. Just throwing in some emphasis on the funnage there..

I can be serious as well. Don't think I'm just some immature dummy.. cause.. well.. I CAN BE SERIOUS. lol

If you are still reading this, Kudos. There will be a test at the end, so hope you are paying attention.

I have also disabled your ability to scroll up and re-read any of this ad, so eat it.

I ain't no nerd, even tho you could have sworn I was. ( bet no one will get that..) And by this, I mean I do not play video games. :-o I know right?

I would love to meet someone I can take to fun Fall things.. such as corn mazes, movies, hiking, corn mazes, movies, fishing, movies.... okay so there isn't a lot to do during the Fall.. but I like Fall, so eat it.

I'm just looking for friendship with a possibility of going further. But if nothing else, just someone to hang out with would be pretty wicked sweet.

If I sound interesting to you and you would like to find out more, "hit me up" as they all say.. or you could just send me an e-mail, that works too.

Your picture gets mine. And I'll go ahead and say "You're Welcome" in advance for the eye candy you will receive. Trust me, I'm so darn cute I can barely keep my dog off of me.. she goes absolutely nuts. Oh, yea. I like animals too..

TEST TIME: Whip out your griddles. Okay, In the subject line, write something reallly funny so I know you are real. Hey, I never said it was a cumulative test... just a test.. to see how funny you are.. because I'm stupid... Ahem..

Anyways.. Make me laugh like a little school girl. The more I laugh, the faster I'll reply, and the faster you can receive your eyeball gift ;) (a picture of me, duh.)

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Attractive just divorced neglected male seeking company m4w I am a 6'3 215 pound, just divorced and have been physiy neglected, white male who is clean of STD's and seeks an attractive (not ugly or fat please), preferably voluptuous, though doesnt' have to be, for a continued physical relationship that may or may not include sex. I am also fine just snuggling and cuddling with some groping or kissing or oral sex or w/e but I just got out of a long relationship and I am just seeking a female companion who is looking for a nice physical relationship with no strings unless you want them attached at some point. I am relatively fit and in pretty good shape and have a larger than average sized penis and usually make most females I sleep with have orgasms, and not fake ones either. If your interested respond to my email up top and we can talk or exchange pictures and go from there.

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