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Take the ultimate on-liine dating quiz When it comes to on-line personal ads, people can get a little too picky about what they want. For example, some guy on the M4W board said he wanted "no short hair cuts." Like he wouldn't down turn Halle Berry? I'm thinking he probably turned off about a few dozen otherwise perfect gals who just happened to have stylish short hair. To avoid such nonsense, I've devised a point-rating system, whereby each thing I like or don't like in a prospective mate is given a point rating. This way, I don't accidentally chase off an awesome person over some little personal preference. The rules of the game are simple -you read the ad, tally up your points, and email me if you like your score.

Let's begin, shall we?

And for all you haters out there, men who will flag this post: Don't hate the player Dude hate the game. It is not my fault I pay attention, have manners, know how to
spell, have a job, not addicted to anything but chocolate and know how to treat a woman like a lady. Figure it out or get some therapy.

You're between 29 and 50 - add 5 points.
You are under 4'11" or over 6'1" - subtract 6 points.
You like wit and goofiness - add 8 points.
You smoke tobacco - subtract 6 points.
You do drink alcohol - add 4 points.
You live within 25 miles of Knoxville - add 5 points.
You're relatively fit - add 7 points.
You prefer guys with lots of money - subtract 11 points.
You're easygoing and mellow, but passionate - add 7 points.
You're a chatterbox - subtract 7 points.
You own a Lexus, BMW or similar luxury car - subtract 8 points.
You ride a bicycle at least once a month - add 6 points.
You try to eat healthy, perhaps even buy organic when you can afford it, but are not opposed to an occasional Big Mac - add 5 points.
You like loud parties - subtract 7 points.
You like to dance - add 6 points.
You wear heavy, uncomfortable shoes - subtract 5 points.
You wear at least 4 inch heels because it gives you power over men - add 7 points
You're opinionated and spunky - add 5 points.
You think Lorena Bobbitt was cool - subtract 19 points!
You laughed at yourself today - add 6 points.
You laughed at the world today - add 6 points.
You like your job - add 8 points.
You smoke tobacco - add 7 points.
You realize the last question was a trick question - add 5 points
You're allergic to cats - subtract 5 points.
You're allergic to chickens - subtract 5 points.
You like decent-looking white guys who are 30 something - add 20 points!
You like guys who are not married - add 15 points.
You'll willing to meet people right in the heart of the city - add 8 points.
You're environmentally aware, and are generally conscientious about things - add 9 points.
You have brunette, blond or red hair - add 2 points.
You need to lose a few pounds - add 7 points.
You hair is some wild color like construction-vest orange - subtract 8 points.
You wear lots of jewelry, makeup, and perfume - subtract 5 points.
You have a long life ahead of you - add 5 points.
You don't mind debating and getting to the bottom of things - add 5 points.
You read romance novels - subtract 5 points.
You drink alcohol - add 4 points.
You read the Tao Te Ching and liked it - add 9 points.
You like Seinfeld, Mark Twain, Woody Allen, or the Simpsons - add 4 points for each.
You think our culture is tacky and vulgar - add 3 points.
You're Republican - subtract 7 points.
Too religious - subtract 6 points.
Anal retentive - subtract 3.47 points.
You wouldn't mind dating a fitness trainer - subtract 10 points.
You like a guy who gardens - add 6 points.
You're relatively attractive - add 6 points.
Sometimes you're shy - add 3 points.
Sometimes you're a woman, sometimes you're a girl - add 4 points.
You question the world - add 9 points.
You have surgiy-enhanced breasts - subtract 10 points.
You have decent sized breasts - add 6 points.
You like to have sex - add 9 points.
You like to make love - add 12 points.
No sexually transmitted diseases - add 10 points.
You noticed that I have pretty good spelling and grammar - add 5 points.
You actually reply to on-line personal ads, and don't just read these for amusement - add 9 points.

OK, put your pencils down, the quiz is over. Please tally up your points and forward them to me, along with where you think a cool place to go for a first date would be. All contestants, even those with failing grades, will receive a congenial thanks for participating. And one lucky winner may never have to read another personal ad again.

It's Friday, it is the weekend again, lets go to Market Square and make fun of people behind their back and drink Blue Moon with a huge slice of orange
or find a bar with good A/C and a really hot local house band!!

Extra credit, who was the better Jackson brother: Tito or Jermain?? Answer, LaToya.......

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