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Fit Andro Gay Lady seeks Similar for "Friends First" Dating Hey, thanks for the mouse-click. I'd love to make more friends - and find potential dates - in the JP/Rosi/Brookline-ish area. I'm athletic and androgynous with short hair. Fit and well-educated, though not math-y. Books are important to me; I enjoy anything from graphic novel memoirs, to life sciences for the layperson, to runner's travelogues. I really, really enjoy reading food p0rn magazines filled with articles about ramps, ghost peppers, sorrel, or food preparation involving nitroglycerin and unusual chemical reactions.

Addicted to pop diva ear-candy like Gaga, Britney, Whitney, and uplifting dance tracks in general. (I really don't dance, and I can't sing, but I love pretending I can do these things.) Movies - I read reviews first, then decide how much popcorn I will need to sneak in with me. I am wide-eyed with excitement over the new Guillermo del Toro movie coming out in August, but meanwhile...Friends with Benefits or Cowboys & Aliens look mighty amusing. Other things - I have a non-yappy 13 year old chihuahua-mix who sometimes chases squirrels in her sleep. I eat a ton of salad, and I'm kind of a weekend warrior these days. My ideal dates would either involve a long trail-run + coffee + omelets, or booze + banter + comfy couch + sexual tension. Yep.

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