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Hey, look at me! (no im not that needy) So, After a long off and on relationship after a rather well settled divorce (oh, it had its bumps and bruises..) I come to Craigslist. I'm a very open fellow, so I figured I would get straight to the point.

I'm looking for a female. Preferably attractive and small and of legal age. Kids is cool, I have one. My daughter comes before anything and everyone, but if you have kids I'm sure yours do to.
I'm pretty much for anything but I prefer to be at least dating first before anything sexual takes place. I'm going to kick this old school and go abstinent until I'm dating someone. Which requires getting to know you for a bit. I'm not looking to fuck around or fling, more of something long term. Life's much easier and more enjoyable when you have someone to go through it with.

So, why should you get to know me?!
I'm attractive. I'm pretty damn sexy, if I say so myself. And I will, probably a lot.
Actually I'm average. Kinda pale, because I don't get a whole lot of sun (but it's still out there), average weight, though recently I've lost ish. And I'm 5'9, so do the math. Then throw a sexy trimmed goatee/mustache and some long brown hair. Neck-ish long, I usually keep it in a ponytail. It curls a bit, which some women dig.
My job blows. I'm nearly 26 and I haven't really done anything with my life. But hey, I've got plans. At least I have a job and it's not flipping burgers (or fry cook or anything fast food.)
I have an interesting personality. A bit random, a bit shy, a bit spastic?, fun, laid back and I fucking love to cuddle. Like seriously, hard core. Cuddling is awesome and I also serve as your own personal heater! Throw me in a bed with a blanket and I'll have it toasty in 5-10 minutes. Great for winter and cold rooms.
I suppose if you can think of anything a guy would be interested and you could probably lump me in with some of that. I don't care for sports though. Football, from time to time but mostly I just don't care.
I toke a bit. It would be awesome if you do. If not, we can work something out.
I read books. They are pretty neat, made with paper and ink. I don't wear glasses.
I'm open for serious amounts of insane shit. To an extent, I mean, come on? Do you really think I am going to do THAT?! Geez, what's wrong with you? And yes, you know what I'm talking about. that other thing is we can talk about though...

YOU!
Preferably the same.
Double the points for being a red head. Only because I've never actually been with one.
I'm not much for fat chicks, no offense ladies, it's just never felt right. Medium is perfectly fine or Average is perfectly fine. But when if you weigh more than me, we might have a problem. (I'm a bit to honest and sometimes an asshole)
Double the points if you are into some kinky stuff (this is craigslist) but I'm serious on the no sex until dating thing. I'm not a piece of meat. I was cursed with a most awesome penis and I'm tired of chicks falling for it and not me. At least be attractive to my personality first!
Be honest and be yourself. I think that's the most important thing. I'm not down with liars or gold diggers or cheaters.

CHALLENGE:
Just email me. No pics. Say hello, introduce yourself. We'll get to the pics shortly there after.

Relationships are two way streets. Sacrifice is needed on both parts.
So, hey whatever. Write me if you think it may be interested. Or if you need advice on something, I'm pretty good with things like that to. Please try to separate yourself from a the usual spam emails.

And here's some amusing pictures.

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