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Dinner and a Drink? I'm Bored! I keep wondering if there are any decent, normal women out there who happen to be clicking through this website looking at the personals. I'm not looking for sex, or money, or someone to do with or anything remotely like that. I'm a single guy who would love to get to know someone I could buy dinner, catch a movie with, or just talk to. Your will get you mine! I'm a wm, just turned 50, I could stand to lose some weight but I don't think I'm obese. I don't care if you are white, black, red, yellow or whatever just as long as you are honest and want to hang out. I would like to see a though because I do believe there is such a thing as "chemistry". I'm a , Nonsmoker, I do drink some but I don't do any . I'm employed full time and I'm responsible. Just get a little bored since I'm by myself a lot. Let me know! I have no plans tonight and I'd love some if you feel like making some plans!

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Hello Gentlemen, I am a 38 year old, sweet, sexy, sincere SSBBW that is looking for a true Gentleman. I'm looking for a man that knows how to treat a woman, someone that is sweet, honest and sincere himself, someone that knows when it's time to be a gentlemen and when it's time to be my bad boy. I am drama and BS free and I expect you to be the same. I don't tolerate dishonesty and playing games and I will not play them. Most of all I'm looking for a man that wants, likes, enjoy's and appreciates a big, beautiful, plus sized woman (300+). If your not into or don't know what a SSBBW is then I'm probably not the woman for you! I am a hard working woman and I know what I want out of life and out of a man. I'm not looking or wanting to get married or have ren, been there done that and in no hurry to get back. I'd just like to find someone that can be my equal and have something to bring to the table just as I do. Someone to have fun with and just enjoy all of the things that life has to offer. Now for the b***h part of me. Not to insult anyone, but at 38 years old, I of coarse have my own home and my own vehicle and have for many, many years now and my man needs to have the same. I don't care if you work at Taco Bell, have a tiny apartment, and a 20 year old vehicle. I appreciate a man alot more for having those things as oppossed to someone who's unemployed, living at home and bumming rides. Sorry guys but that's just the way it is. I would never judge anyone because of their age or race, but I will judge you if your a grown man that can't take care of or support himself as I do. I'm looking for someone that can be a benefit to my life and without those things there's not much that you can give and in 2010, good looks and love does not pay the bills. I'm a very fun, outgoing girl and I can enjoy a nice, fancy night out on the town or a nice, quiet night at home. I'm NOT just looking for a man that just wants to get laid. I know how most of the men on CL can be, and in case you didn't notice this ad IS NOT posted in the Casual Encounters section. I have a very sweet, girl next door side to me but when behind closed doors I'm a very sexy, sensual woman with a very wild side. I'm going to end this here, so if you think that you might be the man I'm looking for, and ready to handle a sweet, sexy, sassy woman then please feel free to drop me a line and let's talk. I will be waiting to hear from you.

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Giant Rabid Mutant Muskrats Made Me Write This! Greetings and salutations. So what could possibly persuade a lovely lady to read an ad with a title like that? Perhaps you are a masochist? Twisted sense of humor? Mutated radiated weasels made you do it? :D Sorry, I tend to see this online dating thing as pointless so it's hard for me to take it serious. I mean, can there really be that many ex-Olympic gymnasts turned lawyers with a body part matching a horse in here? Seems improbable. I'm not a gymnast, I don't have a summer home, I drive a crappy vehicle, and share a body part with miniature Arabian pony. :D Okay, so if you have mental problems, low self esteem, or just want to piss off your parents let me know. :D Alright, I suppose I should include more information about myself. If for no other reason then to reduce the number of women emailing me for just sex! I'm not a piece of meat ladies! I have a mind to! Damn these bedroom eyes of mine! I'm a geek. A loser. A total waste of a human life! Or at least that's what most women scream at me while throwing china and storming out. Which always makes me feel bad, I mean, it was THEIR apartment. Anyways. I enjoy video games, reading fantasy novels, watching Doctor Who, Fact or Faked, and Mythbusters. I don't really enjoy a night on the town. Though if you want I'll go and won't whine about it every 5 seconds cause I'm not getting my way. Seriously, as I write this I got to wonder what you women see in men? If I was you I would totally go lesbian! I mean, less body hair, you can steal your girlfriends clothes, they smell better, and you rarely need to yell at them for leaving the seat up! Come on ladies! Wait. What am I SAYING?! Men are great! You like that smell, it's kind of like old gym socks and Fritos! And who doesn't enjoy a fart joke now and again! Men are great! You want men! I should shut up now. This is me shutting up... Later lovelies.

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