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Are you shallow? Still searching for someone Okay, all you single ladies out there searching for a LTR. You SWEAR that all the good ones are taken but what is really holding you back and keeping you alone is that you are shallow. I can prove it to you . I am loyal to the people I love and am not afraid of commitment. . .. . ..but, I am not 6'3 so you won't date me. I do not believe in hitting or women, (or anyone for that matter). . .but, I am short so you won't date me. I graduated college in May so I have a plan for a future. . .. . ...but, I am "vertiy challenged" so you won't date me. I am charming, witty and funny. . .. . ..but, we might look "weird" side by side so you won't date me. I like , I don't have any but I want some. . ...but, I can't dunk a basketball so you won't date me. I love , music and going to concerts. . .. . .. . .but you think a man's height is the measure of his heart so you won't date me. I am ex-military and love my country, my God and my family. . .. . .. . .. . ..but, you think I couldn't protect that which I love to the death so you won't date me. Rehab, , the witness protection program and my Mom's basement are not a part of my future or my past. . .. . .. . .. . ..but, you might be taller than me so you won't date me. I can change my socks, I can change the channel, I can change jobs and even change my attitude, but I can NOT change how tall I am. My height can not be altered by: 1. Diet 2. Exercise 3. 4. Magic beans 5. Voodoo spells or 6. Wishing on a falling star. So, if you expect ME to accept that YOU are not perfect. . .I am big enough to do THAT. The rules just shouldn't be different for guys. You do not have to be a 's Secret model. You do not have to be a culinary wizard. You do not have to have a Phd. You do not have to own your own home or in 100 grand a year. You do not have to be a nymphomaniac. YOU do not have to be perfect. That is not what I expect or what I am looking for. I simply want the woman who is perfect for ME so if you can see beyond my basketball dunking skills and want to know more about me. . .. . .then respond to this post and prove to me that you aren't shallow. To ensure that you are not a bot. . .a hooker. . .a Columbian . . .an automated key-logger or a space alien, please put " I am not shallow" in the subject line. A is not required since I would not dismiss your interest based on your looks anyway, but if you want to send one that's up to you.

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looking for the love of my life.. My name is Adam. I'm 6ft, 135lbs, caucasion. I'm into horror movies and Slapstick comedies. I enjoy a good hike in the mountains and shots at the driving range. I graduated from SOU in writing, and I am published. I have my own car. I'm looking for someone who is real, but who can also be crazy.. just not too crazy. Please no single mothers. My Fav candy is nerds on a rope. I go to the gym several times a week, so you must be in shape.. we can motivate each other :-) I'm looking for someone to get to know, who could possibly want to date. nothing serious at first. let me know your Fav candy or you won't hear from me.. I know how scams work.. don't send me links either.. that's a dead giveaway that the person replying is a computer.. mobile won't let me upload a pic, so we can trade through email.. hope to hear from you..

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The Hobbit! Sooo... The Hobbit is coming out soon and I'm so excited about it! What I'm NOT excited about, however, is going to see it by myself. I mean, who wants to look like the big loser in a full of nerds? Not this girl. Haha. I was really hoping to find someone to watch it with. That's where you come in. Have you been anticipating this movie like I have? Or maybe you just need something to do on a Friday night? Orrrr maybe you just feel sorry for me? Whatever works. Haha. If you're interested in going with me, let me know. :)

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