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I'll Be Home alone for Xmas Well another Xmas, another Xmas alone. I wonder who else is alone, and why we are not together instead. I wonder how often one meets the Perfect Person ever, let alone through CL on XMAS. Then again it does not matter. I am not worried about how other couples met. All that matters is you and I will meet, and we will know ONE very special couple that is very lucky, and very happy. Your pic gets mine. I am a single man with one son lbs. avg shape. 39 y/o. I am very active, and love to do anything when the one you are with is happy. I like home cooked meals, and prefer a woman who is my size or smaller. She must be honest, faithful, and in it for the long term. Your pic gets mine.

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You look at the pictures first I am looking for a girl to assume the other half of the most pretentious up-and-coming couple in the city.

I bring an overzealous sense of entitlement to the table. I was a gifted child and my standardized test scores reflect my numerical superiority to the rest of humanity. A strong academic background and a false sense of awareness has given me useless opinions which I then couple with meaningless facts. I can dispense these on nearly any subject. In addition, I work with special needs children. Such an occupation supports discussion of the decline of America’s educational systems while subtly injecting heart-wilting tales of teaching retards to read.

As my accomplice and alter-ego, you will need an excess of culture. Perhaps you are an Art History major? We can brag about finding an unappreciated Lee Bontecou piece at the Flea Market. A doctorate in Post-Modern Philosophy with an emphasis on Post-Structuralism is also acceptable. You will be fluent in many languages. A Western-European or two coupled with a Sub-Saharan dialect and a far-eastern language to round out the mix will be perfect. A background in culinary excellence is also a must. We can host wine tasting events that will feature a Merleau-Ponty with samples of a triple-cream cheese followed by 92% Sri Lankan dark chocolate. I get an erection just thinking about our chances of making the cover spread of “Bon Appetit” magazine.

Our closet will be filled with the perfect blend of vintage pieces and modern designers. Aside from secret thrift stores that we keep hidden from our friends, I will shop at William Rast and Diesel and you at Dolce and Gabbana and Barney's. We must take great care to look expensive, yet accessible.

You must possess an iPhone and a Prius. I cannot stress this enough. We need to be able to instantly give friends useless corollaries from our web-enabled iPhones during light social discussions. A Prius is required for shuttling visitors on tours of the less-renowned but culturally-superior modern art museums in the city.

You must also have a predisposition to caffeinated high-brow beverages. Memorization will be key for such orders as a “grande half-caf half-fat soy latte with rose-scented syrup and a vegan dark-chocolate biscotti”. We will always insist on Fair Trade coffee beans.

Feel free to submit your own ideas for smug self-satisfaction, but make sure your profile has good pictures. Part of being better than everyone else is looking the part.

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